Is Seinfeld's Kramer a Serial Polluter?
by Burleigh Sullivan
Okay, so George Constanza saves a whale by jumping on his back and dislodging a Titliest golf ball from it's blowhole. This is the story he tells at the coffee shop while Cosmo Kramer begins a guilty stare into the abysss.
Previously we recall that Kramer was seen golfing on the beach and driving the balls into the ocean. And herein lies the crime.
Back in the early 90's we were NOT so sensitive to such pollution. In fact, we laughed. We followed Kramer into his shanannigans gladly and blissfully. But is this evidence of our demise?
-With our beach trash here in Baja at an all-time high, this writer can now see that a tacit approval of such a crime is tantatmount to being a consipirator to a crime. I mean, this writer walks down the beach in Rosarito and finds alot more than golf balls.
And worse, who knows how much of our marine life and ocean water is being infected by our collective conspiracy to committ a crime against our planet.
Just check out these images of our once lovely area. Is Cosmo Kramer to blame?
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